Friday, April 18, 2014

I was a huge-HUGE-Nirvana fan from about the ages of 13-17, but the more I think about it, the more I realize I admire “Weird” Al Yankovic a lot more than Kurt Cobain…is this a sign of growing up? Tastes changing? Who knows…

Thursday, April 17, 2014

You know the jingle you hear whenever you get an e-mail in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door? I just made that my ringtone.

It’s the little things…

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

a pizza with a breaded chicken crust…

…ok, you know what, america? no; this one isn’t going to fly

fuck you

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

of all the foods you could ask someone else to make, why would your pasty, misshapen ass ask a girl to make something that even you shouldn’t be lazy enough to not make for yourself? it’s a fucking sandwich; you can make sandwiches when you aren’t old enough to actually know what food is

asking someone to make you a sandwich isn’t asserting your dominance over anyone else, it’s basically you trumpeting to the rest of the planet that you’re basically dumb, lazy, and gross as hell

orange crush for lunch breakfast

Monday, April 14, 2014

notgoingtohelp said: Archer

Archer’s alright, but I don’t like it as much as Bob’s Burgers

Bob’s Burgers: primetime cartoons haven’t been this good since the early seasons of Futurama

Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Challenge is the only reality show I’ve ever found myself caring about, probably for obvious reasons